About FAQS News

FAQS News is a satire site with one editorial rule: we take a real news headline and write the story it sounded like it was about.

How it works

The headline at the top of every story is real, and it is credited. Everything under it is invented for comedy. At the bottom of every story you will find the original headline and a link to the actual reporting, so you always know where to get the facts.

Everyone quoted in our stories is invented. Nothing here is real news. FAQS News is an independent parody and is not affiliated with any news network.

Submit a headline

Have a headline that's begging to be misunderstood? Join and submit it. Our team of professional skimmers will take it from there.

Corrections

We have never issued a correction, because we have never been right.