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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. Then I became a FAQS News reporter, and now I lose interest professionally.

Wisconsin's Data Centers Are Just Too Cool For School

Under the real headline: “Wisconsin Data Center Boom Will Demand Massive Water, Energy Resources”

The Senate passed a bill about peaches. Critics say it was the pits.
Reindeer racing isn't for everyone. Some people just don't get the sleigh-ing.
The data center wanted a raise. I told it to get in line with the other fans.
Leonardo finally finished one painting. Critics called it a brush with greatness.
The IMF measured the UK again. It's still growing on me.
Dogs running for mayor? That's a ruff campaign. I'd still vote for the one with the best bark-ground check.
The negotiators in the library were so quiet you could hear a treaty drop.
Agency owners worried about AI should relax. It's just artificial in-telligence. They're the real deal-ligence.