Fetching Votes: In Paris Mayor's Race, Dogs Dominate Campaigns

Nobody wants to say it, so I will. The moment a basset hound takes the keys to Paris, every cat in France will start drafting a platform for Lyon.

And unlike dogs, cats will not campaign. They will simply sit on the ballot until it is theirs.

I have nothing against dogs in office. Dogs are loyal, punctual and enthusiastic about public works, particularly trees. But governance requires balance, and I have never once seen a cat share anything.

Vote with your heart, Paris. Then check where the cat is.