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Protesters Across Europe To Call For Freeze On Energy Hungry Data Centres

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They Want To Freeze Data Centres. I Can't Even Get My Freezer To Stop Frosting

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Every week some movement wants to freeze something. Rents. Hiring. Now data centres. Meanwhile my freezer has grown a glacier around a bag of peas from 2023.

If protesters have truly mastered freezing, I invite them to my kitchen first. There is ice in there I cannot explain.

I am not against the cause. I am simply saying that before we put the internet on ice, someone should look at the ice maker, which has been making one cube a day since the spring.

Until then, the cloud stays warm, and so do my peas.

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“Protesters across Europe to call for freeze on energy hungry data centres”
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